How to Get a Life (The Summarized Process)

I have a blog!!! lol. For serious!!! My very own corner of the internet, its all MINE!!!
and...i forgot it existed.
:_(   oopsies....

So what happened anyways? We all want to know.
Well gather round, gather round, and I'll tell you my little secret...
  
     I GOT A LIFE.

It's a magical thing really. I no longer spend day in and day out checking to see how many followers I have, searching youtube for the perfect way to straighten my hair, or Booking MyFace so all of my Friends know about how boring sitting in front of the computer all day is! Its all over!!!

This could be YOU!!! With courage, trust, and pixie dust you can:

•   Loose 10 pounds!!!
•  Get a tan from the fresh air and sunlight!!!
•  Have real friends!!!
•  Get better grades!!!
•  REDEFINE FUN.

But tell us, what does GETTING A LIFE entail? What do I have to do to get all of these benifits and more??? 
    I tell you what, ITS EASY!! Here's what I did...

• Found an AMAZING boyfriend who cares the world for me and adores me as I am. :)
• Joined a school sports team. Track and Cross Country. Who knew running wasn't so bad after all?
• Joined the Academic League. Let's face it, hanging around a bunch of smarty pants twice a week has got to count for something.
• Auditioned for the latest drama production. Let me tell you, I was one awesome munchkin ;) Follow the yellowBrickroad.
• Applied for the ASB class. School sucks, its no secret. I'm fixing that. (its not easy)
• Got a start on those Community Service hours that collages love by volunteering at the local library. All sorts of suprising things happen there. No joke. :)

And once you get your new and improved life up and running by following these and other examples, you will feel better about yourself, others, and the world. And you won't be such a shut in!!

Just remember THERE IS HOPE.
But life doesn't last that long.
The only one stunting your creativity, stopping you from asking him out, or just making life so BORING is You. It's not your parents, or friends, or school, no matter how much you want to think so.

A real life is right in front of you, slapping you in the face. So get off this website, stop checking your Bookface accounts, and START LIVING YOUR LIFE THE WAY YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO.


I'm done here. :)