Pens

This is from madison. You remember. The pirates of the carribean freak. yeah her. she wrote this on her blog. and it is now here.


PENS

These objects are very strange beings.
But what is there purpose?
I have found there purpose.
It is to rule the world.
Yes, you think I am crazy.
Well have you ever noticed them trying to hurt you?
They want you to think that you did it.
But really the pens are trying to kill you.

Also, have you noticed when they fall.
It seems like an "accident".
But really, they want you to bend over, and then they can trip you.
And when you trip, you fall on your face.
If you fall hard enough then you can die.
And that is exactly what they want.

So next time a pen falls,
Don't YOU bend over.
Rather get someone you don't like, too.
And if that happens, then they might die.
And that might be a good thing.

So next time your pen tries to kill you, remember.
Pens are evil, always use a pencil.
Because you can always sharpen them down.